But first! Can we talk about the new tag lines? Sorry kids, I am not a fan! None of them (except Heather’s) are remotely tag worthy! Aviva’s “just pulling my leg?!?!!?” …and Sonja’s “have to go commando?!” I mean come on! Ugh! I expect way more from these ladies!!...but moving on…
It seems like Aviva is getting on everyone’s nerves including former frienemies Carole and Heather. I have to agree based purely on this episode (I was a bit team Aviva last season only because I felt for her with her
anxieties and her mother issues), to watch her ass kiss Ramona almost pushed me over the edge! YUCK! It seems very phony which is ironic since her tag line is regarding phoniness!
Some funny things: The new housewife Kristen is obsessed with Elvis (I’ve been following her on Instagram). Like Carole said “she’s gorgeous and weird to boot.” Carole called it perfectly.
Sonja and her boys: I just don’t get it. I don’t see the sex appeal there, it just comes across as desperate to me! But I did get quite a chuckle from her comment about Harry, “after 11 and leave by 7.”
Sonja and her interns: How many interns does one sex crazed cougar need? Is she running some fortune 500 company we don’t know about here? I feel bad for those kids, all they do is run around getting coffee and picking up dog poop.
The gathering at Sonja’s: Who was that chick spouting philosophies about Aviva’s soul?!? And did she borrow Pharell’s happy hat or what?!
There wasn’t much to the episode, but it was nice to get back on the saddle again with our favorite NY ladies!