We start with Sonja:
Last episode Harry took off with LuAnn immediately following gifting Sonja with a promise ring. She tried to run after him and sprained her ankle. The following morning Ramona and Kristen come to her aid and she plays the damsel in distress role very well. In either case, everyone
throws the blame on LuAnn, despite the fact that it was Harry that also got into
the cab and left. Sonja tells the ladies it’s Harry’s loss because she is “really attracting so many men these days.” Ugh, cringe. Later see meets with LuAnn to get the scoop. LuAnn tells her it was a group that was leaving to go out and Harry just happened to jump in her cab. LuAnn clearly states that she is not interested in Harry saying “Been there, done that.” That seems to clear up the mess and Sonja tells LuAnn she will be hosting a “Team Sonja” party. Team Sonja is made of 30 people and she wants to celebrate. Who throws this kind of party? Seems odd, but we don’t find out how truly odd it is till the party.
Team Sonja party:
Sonja as per usual arrives late to her own party and starts with a long speech that made no sense, but she does thank Team Sonja which includes spiritual advisors, her dentist and the famed shit talking facialist. She goes on to talk about the possibility of losing her house and her divorce drama and…yawn…wait didn’t we hear …yawn… this very same speech…yawn… during the funeral of Milou. The room is filled with some very shady characters and the food looks sub par for this fancy restaurant i.e. pigs in blankies, but it’s Sonja in the City’s delusions. She thinks she puts on a top rate party when
in reality it’s anything but. I guess they really just needed some kind of D list back drop to set the stage for the collision of Aviva and everyone else.
The shitstorm (or leg storm?) that is Aviva Drescher:
Aviva arrives looking worse for the wear… apparently she has lost some weight due asthma which is due to her acid reflex which is due to her Munchausen syndrome. Apparently, you need to be on a strict diet to get all those ailments in order and the result is a very frail Aviva. It’s pretty clear she just showed up to prove once and for all that she really cannot breath people. Heather called it, she is so calculated, she even brought her chest x-rays which just lead some of the ladies to exit the table immediately thinking that was as crazy as it was going to get, boy were they wrong. She coaxes them back to the table and screams “the only thing that is fake and artificial about me is THIS!” BAM! She slams her well-manicured prosthesis onto the table. On lookers gasp in awe! Kristen is so shocked she turns away. It is a full on circus. Carole can’t even handle it but somehow is the person that brings the leg back to Aviva. Awkward! Nothing could have been more planned. But I do have to say she’s got that “get your prosthesis off in 6 seconds or flat” down pat! Audiences are calling it the most dramatic reality moment since Teresa’s infamous “prostitution whore” table flip. I would tend to disagree
because it just didn’t feel heat of the moment quite like the table flip, but you can’t deny that Aviva is “off her F-ing rocker.” She is crazy, like straight jacket crazy, but the real question is where does Aviva Drescher go from here?!
The reunion HAS to be nuts after a season like this!